My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles

It just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Move over, Chuck

Chuck Norris jokes are now deprecated. The people who brought you Everybody Loves Eric Raymond have a collection of Bruce Schneier jokes to seem funny for a couple hours before they get really really old.

Now stop bitching at me to update.

Yet another attempt at this kind of crap

OK, if you’re reading this you probably know me, and you know that I gave up on my old website after 3 months and livejournal after 2. Let’s see if I can continue that trend or if this one will stick.

I’m going to start off with a very short tour of my apartment for those of you who haven’t gotten a chance to visit. Yes, it’s boring, no, you don’t have to read it.

Click on the thumbnails for descriptions.

So there’s that. Maybe I’ll keep posting, maybe not. This is already way too web2.0 for me.