The real reason there is voter apathy

Just in case you wanted someone to enumerate the ways in which we will be fucked in this election, here’s a little something from Ars Technica on How to Steal an Election.

I think I’ll be voting Diebold this year, because it’s not like I have a choice.

I’m filing this under humor because I laughed all throughout reading it.

Move over, Chuck

Chuck Norris jokes are now deprecated. The people who brought you Everybody Loves Eric Raymond have a collection of Bruce Schneier jokes to seem funny for a couple hours before they get really really old.

Now stop bitching at me to update.